New seniors complex
On the first day at the new seniors complex, the manager addressed all the new seniors pointing out some of the rules.
"The female sleeping quarters will be out of bounds for all males, and the male dormitory is out of bounds to the females.
Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time."
He continued, "Anybody caught breaking this rule the second time will be fined $60.
Being caught a third time will cost you a fine of $180.
Are there any questions?"
At this point an older gentleman stood up in the crowd and inquired:
"How much for a season pass???"
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