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Ruminations of a Senior

31-Mar-2017



My goal for 2017 is to lose just 10 pounds.
Only 15 to go.

Ate salad for dinner!
Mostly croutons and tomatoes.
Really just one big, round crouton covered with tomato sauce.
And cheese.
FINE, it was a pizza.
I ate a pizza.

How to prepare tofu:
  1. Throw it in the trash.
  2. Grill some meat.

I just did a week's worth of cardio after walking into a spider web.

I don't mean to brag but...I finished my 14-day diet in three hours and 20 minutes.

A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.

Kids today don't know how easy they have it.
When I was young I had to walk 9 feet through shag carpet to change the TV channel.

Senility has been a smooth transition for me.

Remember back when we were kids and every time it was below zero outside they closed school?
Me neither.

I may not be that funny, or athletic, or good looking, or smart, or talented...I forgot where I was going with this.

I love being over 70. I learn something new every day...and forget five others.

A thief broke into my house last night...he started searching for money so I woke up and searched with him.

I think I'll just put an "Out of Order" sticker on my forehead and call it a day.






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